Gruesome Dump
12:49 Fri Jan 1
Re: Name 1 thing you want to do / achieve in 2016
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Nurse Ratched
12:39 Fri Jan 1
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Bruuno's got a point.
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bruuuno
12:37 Fri Jan 1
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Why pretend jizz?
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BRANDED
11:32 Thu Dec 31
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Hoenstly. What's not romantic about jizz?
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Nurse Ratched
11:31 Thu Dec 31
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Don't be vulgar, Branded. We're keeping it romantic.
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BRANDED
11:30 Thu Dec 31
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Yeah. Some great ideas. And get some custard and do dollops of it on the donuts but pretend its jizz. fucking lovely.
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Mr Polite
11:28 Thu Dec 31
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After that If she can put her hands behind her back and eat the bottom doughnut - send her round to me when you're done
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Nurse Ratched
11:23 Thu Dec 31
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Buy a box of ring doughnuts and get her to play sex hoopla with you.
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Mr Polite
11:20 Thu Dec 31
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'if i were the wife I would not hold my breath'
You like the smell of rotting cheese?
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Bill W
11:20 Thu Dec 31
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BRANDED 11:12 Thu Dec 31
Ha ha ha! no, of course not. Not willingly anyway
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Nurse Ratched
11:18 Thu Dec 31
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Make a giant trifle in your bath. Have a sex wrestle together in it. Marvellous.
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BRANDED
11:16 Thu Dec 31
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how about a violent lover? Tying her up and slapping her but making it well sexy n all?
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Nurse Ratched
11:15 Thu Dec 31
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That's the spirit, sausage! Give it a bloody good go.
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HairyHammer
11:13 Thu Dec 31
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Nurse
Ok then i will do my utmost to make my self into a better lover, but if i were the wife I would not hold my breath.
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BRANDED
11:12 Thu Dec 31
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What? You fuck your own wife? Blimey.
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Bill W
11:11 Thu Dec 31
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BRANDED 10:36 Thu Dec 31
No. The marriage business mate
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Nurse Ratched
11:06 Thu Dec 31
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There isn't one.
You're welcome.
Now choose a better option, involving sex, drugs and getting revenge on your enemies.
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HairyHammer
11:02 Thu Dec 31
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Learn the meaning of Life better than I currently do.
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Nurse Ratched
11:00 Thu Dec 31
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*chuckles*
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Mr Polite
10:48 Thu Dec 31
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You and your euphemisms you little tease
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Nurse Ratched
10:45 Thu Dec 31
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*sighs and fixes infrared scope to rifle*
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